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IUnited Oil Dividend Fund · Annual Reportp. 01

Meme Token on Base · Est. in the Spirit of 1776-ish

No. UODF-000001 Class E · Eagle Shares Base · Chain 8453
Eagle mascot in navy pinstripe suit with wings spread triumphantly

This certifies that the bearer is a holder of

United Oil Dividend Fund

$UODF

Fully-meme, non-assessable shares of pure eagle energy. Dividends payable in vibes, barbecue smoke and freedom units only.

Contract TBA
Chairman of the Flock
Treasurer of Talons

Only trust the CA posted here and on official channels. The team will never DM you first.

IILetter to Shareholdersp. 02

To our fellow holders of feathers,

A Letter from the Chairman of the Flock

Eagle chairman giving a confident thumbs-up
E. Pluribus Talon, Chairman

This year, our Fund did what eagles do best: it soared over the amber waves of grain, circled the pump jacks at golden hour, and returned to the nest with absolutely nothing but vibes. And honestly? Record vibes.

We are pleased to report that $UODF is not a fund, owns no oil, drills no wells and pays no dividends. What it does have is a community of patriots, an eagle in a pinstripe suit, and a contract on Base that will be announced right here.

Our strategy remains unchanged: hold the line, grill the burgers, post the memes. Our board meets every day at the barbecue. Minutes are taken in fireworks.

Thank you for your continued confidence. Remember: past vibes are no guarantee of future vibes.

Chairman of the Flock
IIIOperations Report · Well No. 1p. 03

Oil In. Gold Out.

Our proprietary Meme-to-Gold™ extraction rig pumps pure crude imagination and refines it into shiny gold coins. Scroll to work the jack.

Freedom Units Pumped Since You Arrived

0.000000

Fictional counter for entertainment. Not a balance, not a yield, not anything.

  • 0Imaginary barrels / min
  • 0States of vibes
  • 0Real dividends (ever)
Animated gold pump jack
IVCorporate Governancep. 04

The Board of Directors

Six seats. Twelve wings. Zero fiduciary duties.

  • Eagle with wings spread triumphantly

    E. Pluribus TalonChairman of the Flock

  • Eagle carrying an oil barrel on its shoulder

    Barrel B. EagletonChief Barrel Officer

  • Eagle tossing gold coins into the air

    Goldie FeatherstoneHead of Coin Tossing

  • Eagle sitting on a stack of oil barrels

    Sir Perch-a-LotDirector of Sitting on Barrels

  • Eagle giving a thumbs-up

    Thumbs McWingVP of Approval

  • Golden eagle flying with a blank oversized check

    Air Mail EagleChief (Imaginary) Payout Courier

Animated eagle hovering with a check
fig. a · courier in flight
Animated waving American flag
fig. b · the flag
Animated spinning gold coin
fig. c · treasury
VExhibit V · Joke Dividend Calculatorp. 05

For Entertainment Only

The Freedom-Unit Calculator

Pick how many imaginary barrels of eagle juice you'd like and the calculator will convert them into completely made-up patriotic units. No real figures, no prices, no returns. It is a joke.

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Freedom units
0
Burgers grilled (imaginary)
0
Fireworks launched (imaginary)
0
Eagle screeches
0

JOKE WIDGET. Numbers are nonsense multipliers. $UODF pays nothing, holds no oil and is not an investment.

VIThe Vault · Meme Reservesp. 06

Dividend Day: It's Raining Memes

Ten certified meme reserves, falling from the sky into the vault.

VIIForm UODF-1 · Subscription Agreement (Meme)p. 07

FORM UODF-1 · NOT A REAL FORM

How to Subscribe on Base

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VIIIFund Facts Sheetp. 08

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Fund Facts

$UODF token facts
NameUnited Oil Dividend Fund
Ticker$UODF
NetworkBase (L2)
Total SupplyTBA
Buy / Sell TaxTBA
LiquidityTBA
OwnershipTBA
DividendsNone. It's a meme.
ContractTBA
IXAppendix · Market Datap. 09

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XRisk Factors & Disclaimerp. 10

Risk Factors (Please Read)

$UODF is a meme token created purely for entertainment. It is NOT an actual fund, not an oil company, and has no dividends, no oil, no assets and no revenue. It is not a security or investment product, and there is no expectation of profit or returns of any kind. All "dividend", "oil", "fund", "shareholder" and "board" language on this site is satire.

$UODF is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or connected to any government, government agency, company, or public figure. The eagle mascot is a fictional cartoon character.

Crypto assets are highly volatile and you can lose everything you put in. Do your own research, never spend more than you can afford to lose, and verify the contract address only from this page and official channels.

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